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Post by Jirachii on Sept 20, 2006 13:54:55 GMT -5
Rarewrae Presents(And Jirachii lol)
CONKER'S QUEST
Conker:It's at times like this when I wish I've went to the bathroom for a quick nuts!
Great Mighty Poo:I'am not done with you because I'm throwing nuts here,too!
Weasil:Get the f**k outa there,bastard!
Squirrel:Move out!Our asses are being kicked to hell!!f**k outa there Conker!
Berri:Help me,Conker!This bastard's gunna kill me!!
Conker:Get away from her,you pregnant dog!I will f**k you up to your ass if you don't,you nuts monster!As I was saying...It started 8 hours ago...
XAB2(aka,conker):Get your f**king off the freaking money,you bastards!I'm gunna shoot your sorry little asses to hell if you don't!
Weasils:f**k off!!The money's ours!
"Neo" COnker:If you're f**king asses aren't off of there by the time I'm 1 inch away from the friken money,it's over,thatis a friken fact!f**k off!
Weasils:f**k!We have no f**king choice!Guess we have to bring our sorry little asses to "The Hell Master"(AKA,Don Weasilo,Boss.)...Get the f**k outa there!!
I thought so...
1 hour later...
Your ass is mine,you bastard!
Conker:f**k!You got me,you pregnant dog!IU guess I'll have to give up...I will f**k you up for this,Don Weasilo!d**n,that nuts didn't work,Berri!The pregnant dog's got us red-handed!
...to be continued... If you thought it was 4 kids,it sure changed your mind!I know it's not proper for young kids to read,but it's 4 Conker fans.That's why I put the warning thing.
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