Post by pokemaster on Jan 25, 2005 8:46:00 GMT -5
Post jokes here!I'll post from my Carck-A-Joke book.
There was once a young lady named Perkins,
Who was very fond of small gherkins.
One day at tea
She ate forty-three,
And pickled her internal workings.
A bandy-legged policeman from Kew
Said,'I really don't know what to do.
I can't stop without fuss
A lorry or bus,
But bubble cars simply go through'.
There was a young lady from Gloucester,
Whose parents thought they had lost her.
From the fridge came a sound
And at last she was found
The trouble was-how to defrost her.
There was a young bard from Japan,
Whose limeicks never would scan.
When they said it was so,
He said,'Yes,I know,But I make a rule of always trying to get just as many words into the last line as I possibly can'.
There once were a couple of llamas,
Who swaggered in silken pyjamas,
But in coldest of weathers
They wished they wore feathers
Like Orpingtons,Dorkings of Brahmas.
A jolly old bear at the zoo
Could always find something to do.
When it bored him to go
On a walk to and fro,
He reversed it and walked fro and to.
A girl who weighed many an oz.
Used language I dare not pron. oz.
For a fellow unkind
Pulled her chair out behind,
Just to see (so he said) if she'd bounce.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies?
There was once a young lady named Perkins,
Who was very fond of small gherkins.
One day at tea
She ate forty-three,
And pickled her internal workings.
A bandy-legged policeman from Kew
Said,'I really don't know what to do.
I can't stop without fuss
A lorry or bus,
But bubble cars simply go through'.
There was a young lady from Gloucester,
Whose parents thought they had lost her.
From the fridge came a sound
And at last she was found
The trouble was-how to defrost her.
There was a young bard from Japan,
Whose limeicks never would scan.
When they said it was so,
He said,'Yes,I know,But I make a rule of always trying to get just as many words into the last line as I possibly can'.
There once were a couple of llamas,
Who swaggered in silken pyjamas,
But in coldest of weathers
They wished they wore feathers
Like Orpingtons,Dorkings of Brahmas.
A jolly old bear at the zoo
Could always find something to do.
When it bored him to go
On a walk to and fro,
He reversed it and walked fro and to.
A girl who weighed many an oz.
Used language I dare not pron. oz.
For a fellow unkind
Pulled her chair out behind,
Just to see (so he said) if she'd bounce.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies?