Conker's Quest(Warning:Language,Violentce)

[Jirachii]

Rarewrae Presents(And Jirachii lol)

CONKER'S QUEST

Conker:It's at times like this when I wish I've went to the bathroom for a quick shit!

Great Mighty Poo:I'am not done with you because I'm throwing shit here,too!

Weasil:Get the fuck outa there,bastard!

Squirrel:Move out!Our asses are being kicked to hell!!Fuck outa there Conker!

Berri:Help me,Conker!This bastard's gunna kill me!!

Conker:Get away from her,you bitch!I will fuck you up to your ass if you don't,you shit monster!As I was saying...It started 8 hours ago...

XAB2(aka,conker):Get your fucking off the freaking money,you bastards!I'm gunna shoot your sorry little asses to hell if you don't!

Weasils:Fuck off!!The money's ours!

"Neo" COnker:If you're fucking asses aren't off of there by the time I'm 1 inch away from the friken money,it's over,thatis a friken fact!Fuck off!

Weasils:Fuck!We have no fucking choice!Guess we have to bring our sorry little asses to "The Hell Master"(AKA,Don Weasilo,Boss.)...Get the fuck outa there!!

I thought so...

1 hour later...

Your ass is mine,you bastard!

Conker:Fuck!You got me,you bitch!IU guess I'll have to give up...I will f**k you up for this,Don Weasilo!Damn,that shit didn't work,Berri!The bitch's got us red-handed!

...to be continued...

[Lenny]

What the f*** wuz that?!?!?Ahh,nuts...This was a kids dick...or was it...?!

[pikablu]

I thought it would be a lot worse, could you continue that one pokemon story you made on my board.

[Jirachii]

How can I continue,IF I'M BANNED?!?!??!?!?!?!I dunno who you banned,but it's banned me,too!!

[Jirachii]

Don Weasilo:I suggest you leave town...If your asses are alive...*laughs evily*

Conker:Shut the f**k up.

Don Weasilo:hmm...You bastard...I will f**k you up...

Conker:Go to hell!!

Berri:You won't get away with this!

Professor Tedisen:I'm f**king done with my f**king job!Always working my f**king ass of with that ass****,king,f**K that motherf**ker!Always doing my job,f**k that sh**!

Conker:Oh,shut the f**k up!You're giving me a headache!

Profesor Tedisen:Oooh,Heinrich!Kill!

Air Lock Warner:WARNING!WARNING!Airlock opend!Air pressure:Comprimized!Shut the bloody door!Shut the door,if I'm saying this,you idiot!You're not very good at this,ae you?

Conker: ...

Professor Tedisen:Oh!Oh no!Vat is zis?Oh,I forgot about ze airlock!Ah,sh*t!WTF?!I didn't put the hight powerd one,I knew I should of done that!Who's idea vas to go into space??Oh it was mine!Sh*t!!!This is it!This is the end!!

Conker:Could you stop saying the phrases of the f**king game,it's ruining the surprises AGAIN,you bastard!

Professor Tedisen:Ugh...when do I let go and die??

Conker:YOU FORGOT YOUR SCRIPT???

Tedisen:Wait!I remember now!I die now!Goodbye!*thinking*You think I'll get a better part in the next game?

Conker:*explode*aagggghhhhhh!!!!!

Berri:Conker!!Help!!This bastards gunna kill me!!!!!

Conker:And that's how it started...Now the question is,HOW WILL IT FINISH?!?!?!

...To be continued...

[pikablu]

that one was a little more harsh, but not bad.

[conker]

That was the shittest, shittiest, crappest, crappiest, shithouse sorry excuse for conker's quoting ever.
I've known some Conker's quoting in my time now. But as far as quoting conker's goes, that was abysmal. What you gonna do now? Hang yourself? Cuz that's what I'd recommend.

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