Post by Red squirrel on Jul 24, 2006 19:39:49 GMT -5
OK!Here's how it goes--I give you a walkthrough of conker's bad fur day including the following things:
[/li][li]What the characters say
[/li][li]The contens
[/li][li]Face expresions
This isn't nececerialy for mature players,but I wouldn't recomend giving it to a 6-year old...Maybe to a 10-year old...OK!Here't is!
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|table o contents|
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1.A good night leads to a bad day...
2.Character bios
3.Controls
3A.Pitchforf(frankie)controls
3B.Jetboard controls
3C.Machine gun controls
3D.Weapon controls
3E.The final battle robot controls
4.Chapter walkthroughs
5.Multiplayer
6.Unlocking Multiplayer characters
7.Cheats
8.Game Deaths
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|A good night leads to a bad day...|
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Conker had mentally left the conversation.His mind wandered to thoughts of his girlfriend Berri and why she had such a problem with him having fun without her.As he sat contemplating giving her a call,he moved uncomfortably in his chair.His bladder ache had reached the point where it couldn't be ignored."Conker!"Came the cry from the group sitting around the table,making Conker jump."It's your turn."
"Okay,okay.But first I've gotta call Berri to let her know I'll be late."He stood unstedily,then just before slaggering off,decided that maybe the toilet was a more pressing issue.The evening wen't on,and beer kept flowing.Conker reached the issue that he often got--Drunk.
"Guys,guys.I think I've had too much."He paused for a moment,nearly retching then and there."I gotta go..."The couple of chipmunks whispering at the other table,made Conker hear them speaking."I don't think he can hold his drink,"he overheard."No,indeed,"Her sly-looking friend replied.
Conker toyed with the idea of vomiting on them,but then figured maybe it wasn't a good idea;their botfriends sitting on the other side with war-like equipment and guns in their left and right pockets...
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|Character bios|
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Conker:
When he was young,his parents always told him,"If you want to get anywhere in life,don't tougch beer and/or drink it,don't be materialistic,and never,ever,ever urinate in public.Compared to how conker is now,if his parents knew what he was doing and how he's acting,they would be-to say the least-a bit *disapointed*...
Berri:
The first time Conker introdused her to his lads at the Cock and Puckler,they thought that they made an unlikely couple;Conker's a squirrel,and Berri's a chipmunk.From that moment on they agreed:"It'll all end in tears!"
Birdy:
Just like Conker,Birdy loves to...let's say..."Over"drink.He's seen drunk for that matter.But one thing's for sure:Drunk or not,he's a plethera of knowledge(though he has trouble remembering that he has to say somthing...).In the game,if you hit him,you'll get a funny quote from 'em...!
The fabled Panther King:
It's said,that 300 years ago,the great milk wars began against the Weasil king and the oldest race of squirrels known as the Kulas of Conk.He betraid the Kulas and cut off the legs of the Weasil king.This isn't known to be fact or fiction,but is sure makes a good convinsment to make naughty little squirrels behave...!
The beast of "poo" mountain:
Ugh...it won't be polite explaining this bag o' S**t...but I will tell ya this:Listen to his song;It's funny!
The evil Tediz:
Take my advice:If you see one of these,RUN!!!RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!THEY'RE EVIL TEDIZ(I know that I just told you that...)!!!They're evil,but make a good entertainment show!Why?'Cauze instead of having the all bloody-inside thing the other characters have(exept the beast of poo mountain),they have stuffing ,and they some uncensored stuff.It's pretty funny!But I know that if the Tediz had mothers,they'd put 1,000 pounds of soap in their son's mouths!
Rodent:
One of the later-seen characters.He makes his first appearens in the game in the "It's War" chapter.He's got a metal protection suit to make his body invunrible-In other words,if someone shoots him,he doesn't die.
The fire imps:
These things are flamible thing lovers-They can't resist the urge to burs somethinf flamible.They don't mince words and are easily offended.So please,watch the language!
General Squirrel:
The leader of the Tediz-fighting race of squirrels.He's got a variety of language expressions-That's what makes him funny!If ther's anythignhe can't hate more,it's the Tediz.He wants those Tediz to just hit the road!Funny,cauze I want the same thing...
Barry and the Bats:
The group of bats that are so hollarious;They always say "@
/*",and despise Conker for some reason(Retars...),and protect off-limit areas and don't accept "sorry" as an answer!
Gregg the reaper:
You all know where you go when you die,right?*Camera zooms up in the sky*...No!The place you go when you die and you were very,very,very bad!*Funeral music*That's right!Gregg the reaper is there!He just hates cats and squirrels.He thinks they"pee everywhere and their S**t smells like @/*...Amd that they have MAAAD lives.I don't blame 'em;I'm not a cat person myself,and--Wait!!He hates squirrels,too?!?!Gregg!!Make sure you stay away from me as far as fisicly possible!!And when you do,go farther!!
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|Controls of the game|
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A:Jump(as in most games)
B:Strike with the frying pan(Also works for taking out the Shotgun/Double shooters)
R:Look around
L:Skip cutscenes(You must have seen them atleast once)
Z:Crouch down(Use control stick to crawl and A to jump higher like this)
Start:Pause the game
A(2x):Helicopter-tail thing(3 seconds)
C up:Zoom-up
C down:Zoom-out
C left:Turn camera to the left
C Right:Turn camera to right
Control stick:Move around(as all games do)
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|Pitchfork Controls|
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A:Jump
B:A** stabing attack
Control stick:Whadayu think this does?
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|Jetboard Controls|
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Control stick up:Speed
Control stick Down:Brake(Slows you down)
Contron stick Left/Right:Steer
A:Jump
B:Strick frying pan
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|Machine gun Controls |
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Control stick up:Aim down
Control stick down:Aim up
Control stick left/right:Aim left/right
Z:Fire bullets
B:Reload
A:Exit weapon
C up:Zoom-up
C down:Zoom-down
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|Weapon Controls|
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
R:Aim
Z:Shoot
A:Reload(guns only)
B:Take out/put away weapon
C up:Zoom-up(Aiming only)
C down:Zoom-out(Aiming only)
C Left:Run side-ways to the left(Weapons only)
C right:Run side-ways to the right(Weapons only)
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|Final battle Robot Controls |
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B:Punch the @/* outa the ailean
A:Jetpack Jump
Z:Crouch
Control stick:Do I realy have to tell you?
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|Chapter Walkthroughs|
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Muncover
------------
The main and first chapter.You meat up with Birdy the scarcrow and his ussual-Drunk adittude...And you get the main weapon:The trust frying pan!You lear the Helicopter tainl...thing... ...And you--Well...That's pretty much it...Oh!And you learn the high jump!
Birdy the scarcrow:
The first part in the whole entire game and the part when you learn the novice and Basic moves.When you go talk to Birdy,the scarecrow,he'll act all drunk..."Ugh..hellow...?Can you help me?I realy need to get home and go to bed,'cauze I realty don't feal well at all..."
Pan Handle:
You go through the waterfall and in the cave to find yourself stuck--almost!You discover a frying pan!You use the frying pan to beat the @/* outa the key and use it to...GET THE @/* OUTA THERE!!
Gargoyl:
Oh no!A gargoyl's blocking the way!!What a pain in the a**...Well hit 'em with the frying pan and he'll get knocked down!Put TNT in the boulder and go on!
P.s.The funny part of the cutscene:
Duct tape...I'll get you some duct tape,@/*#
a**h**e!I mean zat I always help you out and all!Stuff it!Stubid @/*!I have ta help all sorts of his stupid problems out!A**h**e!I @/*# hate that @/*!Now,vat do we have here?Anti-gravity chocolate is kinda verking...Ah,that one won't do!Out the @/*# window with zat!
-- To be continued... --
[/li][li]What the characters say
[/li][li]The contens
[/li][li]Face expresions
This isn't nececerialy for mature players,but I wouldn't recomend giving it to a 6-year old...Maybe to a 10-year old...OK!Here't is!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|table o contents|
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
1.A good night leads to a bad day...
2.Character bios
3.Controls
3A.Pitchforf(frankie)controls
3B.Jetboard controls
3C.Machine gun controls
3D.Weapon controls
3E.The final battle robot controls
4.Chapter walkthroughs
5.Multiplayer
6.Unlocking Multiplayer characters
7.Cheats
8.Game Deaths
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|A good night leads to a bad day...|
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Conker had mentally left the conversation.His mind wandered to thoughts of his girlfriend Berri and why she had such a problem with him having fun without her.As he sat contemplating giving her a call,he moved uncomfortably in his chair.His bladder ache had reached the point where it couldn't be ignored."Conker!"Came the cry from the group sitting around the table,making Conker jump."It's your turn."
"Okay,okay.But first I've gotta call Berri to let her know I'll be late."He stood unstedily,then just before slaggering off,decided that maybe the toilet was a more pressing issue.The evening wen't on,and beer kept flowing.Conker reached the issue that he often got--Drunk.
"Guys,guys.I think I've had too much."He paused for a moment,nearly retching then and there."I gotta go..."The couple of chipmunks whispering at the other table,made Conker hear them speaking."I don't think he can hold his drink,"he overheard."No,indeed,"Her sly-looking friend replied.
Conker toyed with the idea of vomiting on them,but then figured maybe it wasn't a good idea;their botfriends sitting on the other side with war-like equipment and guns in their left and right pockets...
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|Character bios|
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Conker:
When he was young,his parents always told him,"If you want to get anywhere in life,don't tougch beer and/or drink it,don't be materialistic,and never,ever,ever urinate in public.Compared to how conker is now,if his parents knew what he was doing and how he's acting,they would be-to say the least-a bit *disapointed*...
Berri:
The first time Conker introdused her to his lads at the Cock and Puckler,they thought that they made an unlikely couple;Conker's a squirrel,and Berri's a chipmunk.From that moment on they agreed:"It'll all end in tears!"
Birdy:
Just like Conker,Birdy loves to...let's say..."Over"drink.He's seen drunk for that matter.But one thing's for sure:Drunk or not,he's a plethera of knowledge(though he has trouble remembering that he has to say somthing...).In the game,if you hit him,you'll get a funny quote from 'em...!
The fabled Panther King:
It's said,that 300 years ago,the great milk wars began against the Weasil king and the oldest race of squirrels known as the Kulas of Conk.He betraid the Kulas and cut off the legs of the Weasil king.This isn't known to be fact or fiction,but is sure makes a good convinsment to make naughty little squirrels behave...!
The beast of "poo" mountain:
Ugh...it won't be polite explaining this bag o' S**t...but I will tell ya this:Listen to his song;It's funny!
The evil Tediz:
Take my advice:If you see one of these,RUN!!!RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!THEY'RE EVIL TEDIZ(I know that I just told you that...)!!!They're evil,but make a good entertainment show!Why?'Cauze instead of having the all bloody-inside thing the other characters have(exept the beast of poo mountain),they have stuffing ,and they some uncensored stuff.It's pretty funny!But I know that if the Tediz had mothers,they'd put 1,000 pounds of soap in their son's mouths!
Rodent:
One of the later-seen characters.He makes his first appearens in the game in the "It's War" chapter.He's got a metal protection suit to make his body invunrible-In other words,if someone shoots him,he doesn't die.
The fire imps:
These things are flamible thing lovers-They can't resist the urge to burs somethinf flamible.They don't mince words and are easily offended.So please,watch the language!
General Squirrel:
The leader of the Tediz-fighting race of squirrels.He's got a variety of language expressions-That's what makes him funny!If ther's anythignhe can't hate more,it's the Tediz.He wants those Tediz to just hit the road!Funny,cauze I want the same thing...
Barry and the Bats:
The group of bats that are so hollarious;They always say "@
/*",and despise Conker for some reason(Retars...),and protect off-limit areas and don't accept "sorry" as an answer!Gregg the reaper:
You all know where you go when you die,right?*Camera zooms up in the sky*...No!The place you go when you die and you were very,very,very bad!*Funeral music*That's right!Gregg the reaper is there!He just hates cats and squirrels.He thinks they"pee everywhere and their S**t smells like @
/*...Amd that they have MAAAD lives.I don't blame 'em;I'm not a cat person myself,and--Wait!!He hates squirrels,too?!?!Gregg!!Make sure you stay away from me as far as fisicly possible!!And when you do,go farther!!/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|Controls of the game|
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
A:Jump(as in most games)
B:Strike with the frying pan(Also works for taking out the Shotgun/Double shooters)
R:Look around
L:Skip cutscenes(You must have seen them atleast once)
Z:Crouch down(Use control stick to crawl and A to jump higher like this)
Start:Pause the game
A(2x):Helicopter-tail thing(3 seconds)
C up:Zoom-up
C down:Zoom-out
C left:Turn camera to the left
C Right:Turn camera to right
Control stick:Move around(as all games do)
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|Pitchfork Controls|
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
A:Jump
B:A** stabing attack
Control stick:Whadayu think this does?
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|Jetboard Controls|
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Control stick up:Speed
Control stick Down:Brake(Slows you down)
Contron stick Left/Right:Steer
A:Jump
B:Strick frying pan
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|Machine gun Controls |
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Control stick up:Aim down
Control stick down:Aim up
Control stick left/right:Aim left/right
Z:Fire bullets
B:Reload
A:Exit weapon
C up:Zoom-up
C down:Zoom-down
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|Weapon Controls|
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
R:Aim
Z:Shoot
A:Reload(guns only)
B:Take out/put away weapon
C up:Zoom-up(Aiming only)
C down:Zoom-out(Aiming only)
C Left:Run side-ways to the left(Weapons only)
C right:Run side-ways to the right(Weapons only)
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|Final battle Robot Controls |
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
B:Punch the @
/* outa the aileanA:Jetpack Jump
Z:Crouch
Control stick:Do I realy have to tell you?
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|Chapter Walkthroughs|
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Muncover
------------
The main and first chapter.You meat up with Birdy the scarcrow and his ussual-Drunk adittude...And you get the main weapon:The trust frying pan!You lear the Helicopter tainl...thing... ...And you--Well...That's pretty much it...Oh!And you learn the high jump!
Birdy the scarcrow:
The first part in the whole entire game and the part when you learn the novice and Basic moves.When you go talk to Birdy,the scarecrow,he'll act all drunk..."Ugh..hellow...?Can you help me?I realy need to get home and go to bed,'cauze I realty don't feal well at all..."
Pan Handle:
You go through the waterfall and in the cave to find yourself stuck--almost!You discover a frying pan!You use the frying pan to beat the @
/* outa the key and use it to...GET THE @/* OUTA THERE!!Gargoyl:
Oh no!A gargoyl's blocking the way!!What a pain in the a**...Well hit 'em with the frying pan and he'll get knocked down!Put TNT in the boulder and go on!
P.s.The funny part of the cutscene:
Duct tape...I'll get you some duct tape,@
/*#
a**h**e!I mean zat I always help you out and all!Stuff it!Stubid @/*!I have ta help all sorts of his stupid problems out!A**h**e!I @/*# hate that @/*!Now,vat do we have here?Anti-gravity chocolate is kinda verking...Ah,that one won't do!Out the @/*# window with zat!-- To be continued... --
